{"id":1363,"date":"2026-08-28T09:21:46","date_gmt":"2026-08-28T09:21:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bestofdrama.com\/?p=1363"},"modified":"2026-08-28T09:21:46","modified_gmt":"2026-08-28T09:21:46","slug":"for-her-55th-birthday-she-demanded-20-dishes-i-said-it-was-impossible-my-husband-lost-his-temper-and-snapped-cook-or-get-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bestofdrama.com\/?p=1363","title":{"rendered":"For Her 55th Birthday, She Demanded 20 Dishes. I Said It Was Impossible. My Husband Lost His Temper and Snapped, \u201cCook or Get Out!\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1><strong>She Wanted 20 Dishes for Her 55th Birthday, and I Told Her I Couldn\u2019t Do It. Then My Husband Grabbed My Hair and Said, \u201cCook or Get Out!\u201d I Stayed Quiet, but Not Because I Was Afraid. For a Year, I Had Been Preparing Something He Never Saw Coming.<\/strong><\/h1>\n<p>\u201cTwenty dishes. Not nineteen. Twenty.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Linda Mercer tapped the handwritten menu against my chest like a court order. For her fifty-fifth birthday, she had decided twenty-three relatives would celebrate at our house in suburban Columbus, Ohio.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-4\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1828643\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>I scanned the list: roast beef, glazed ham, baked salmon, shrimp casserole, three kinds of potatoes, macaroni and cheese, green beans, corn pudding, stuffing, biscuits, two salads, deviled eggs, four desserts, and more.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cLinda, this is impossible,\u201d I said. \u201cNot with one oven. Not by six.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>My husband, Mark, stood behind me.<\/p>\n<p>He grabbed my hair at the base of my neck and pulled hard enough to force my head back.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cCook or get out.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Linda smiled.<\/p>\n<p>That was when I stopped pretending I belonged to this family.<\/p>\n<p>For eleven years, I had cooked, cleaned, paid bills, covered Mark\u2019s debts, and apologized for things I never did. Linda called me ungrateful whenever I resisted. Mark called me selfish whenever I asked where his paycheck went.<\/p>\n<p>Neither knew about the metal cash box beneath loose floorboards in the storage room.<\/p>\n<p>Inside was $6,000.<\/p>\n<p>Beside it sat a flash drive holding a year of evidence: photos of bruises, screenshots of Mark\u2019s threats, bank records showing transfers from our joint account to Linda, recordings of Linda telling him to \u201cput me in my place,\u201d and copies of bills I had paid alone.<\/p>\n<p>I had collected everything quietly because I knew someday I might need to leave without warning.<\/p>\n<p>That day had come.<\/p>\n<p>I looked at Mark.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cFine,\u201d I said.<\/p>\n<p>He released my hair.<\/p>\n<p>Linda handed me the menu. \u201cGood. And don\u2019t embarrass me in front of my sisters.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I went into the kitchen and started chopping onions.<\/p>\n<p>For the next three hours, I did exactly what they expected. I cooked. Smiled when guests arrived. Accepted compliments. Refilled drinks. I even carried Linda\u2019s cake into the dining room while everyone sang.<\/p>\n<p>Then, at 5:47 p.m., I slipped upstairs.<\/p>\n<p>I changed into jeans, grabbed the backpack I had packed two months earlier, lifted the floorboard, took the cash box and flash drive, and ordered a rideshare from the side street.<\/p>\n<p>Before leaving, I placed an envelope on the bed.<\/p>\n<p>Inside was a copy of the police report I had filed that morning.<\/p>\n<p>At 5:58, while Linda blew out fifty-five candles, I walked through the back door.<\/p>\n<p>At 6:12, Mark called.<\/p>\n<p>His name flashed across my screen.<\/p>\n<h1><strong>For the first time in eleven years, I didn\u2019t wonder what punishment would follow.<\/strong><\/h1>\n<p>I blocked him.<\/p>\n<p>I didn\u2019t go to a hotel.<\/p>\n<p>That was the first place Mark would search, and I knew his routine: anger, then apologies, then promises.<\/p>\n<p>Instead, I went to a small furnished apartment on the south side belonging to Teresa Hall, a coworker from my accounting office. Three months earlier, after seeing a bruise on my wrist, Teresa had quietly handed me a spare key and said, \u201cIf you ever need a door he can\u2019t open, use mine.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I had laughed it off.<\/p>\n<p>That night, I used it.<\/p>\n<p>The apartment smelled of dust and lemon cleaner. It had one bed, a folding table, and an old television.<\/p>\n<p>To me, it looked like freedom.<\/p>\n<p>At 6:40 p.m., I turned on my phone long enough to check voicemail.<\/p>\n<p>Mark had left fourteen messages.<\/p>\n<p>The first three were furious.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou made me look like an idiot.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGet back here right now.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMy mother is crying because of you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>By the seventh, his tone had changed.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cClaire, come on. I was stressed. You know I didn\u2019t mean it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>By the twelfth, he was crying.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe can fix this.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The final message sounded different.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIf you try to take my house or my money, you\u2019ll regret it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I saved them all.<\/p>\n<p>Then I called Detective Aaron Pike, the officer who had taken my report that morning.<\/p>\n<p>I expected indifference.<\/p>\n<p>Instead, he told me not to return home alone and asked if Mark knew where I was.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cKeep it that way.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The next morning, I met attorney Rebecca Sloan, whose name Teresa had given me.<\/p>\n<p>Rebecca was direct and calm. She listened while I explained the marriage, the money, the threats, and the birthday dinner.<\/p>\n<p>Then I placed the flash drive on her desk.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThere\u2019s a year on that.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She opened the folders.<\/p>\n<p>Photos.<\/p>\n<p>Bank statements.<\/p>\n<p>Texts.<\/p>\n<p>Audio recordings.<\/p>\n<p>A spreadsheet listing dates, amounts, and incidents.<\/p>\n<p>Rebecca leaned back.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou did something very important,\u201d she said. \u201cYou documented patterns.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She explained that the house was jointly titled despite Mark constantly calling it \u201chis.\u201d She also found transfers totaling more than $18,000 from our joint account to Linda over eighteen months.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDid you authorize these?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDid he tell you?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Rebecca printed several pages.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThis is not just about leaving. We need to protect you financially before he empties what\u2019s left.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>That afternoon, we filed for divorce and requested temporary financial restraints. Rebecca also helped me seek a protection order based on the physical assault and documented threats.<\/p>\n<p>Mark was served two days later at work.<\/p>\n<p>At 3:16 p.m., Teresa received a message from an unknown number.<\/p>\n<p>Tell Claire she\u2019s destroying this family.<\/p>\n<p>I immediately recognized Linda\u2019s style.<\/p>\n<p>I sent the screenshot to Rebecca.<\/p>\n<h1><strong>That evening, sitting alone at the folding table, I counted the cash again.<\/strong><\/h1>\n<p>$6,000.<\/p>\n<p>It wasn\u2019t enough to rebuild an entire life.<\/p>\n<p>But it was enough to keep me from returning for one more night.<\/p>\n<p>For years, I imagined leaving would feel dramatic, like freedom arriving all at once.<\/p>\n<p>Instead, freedom looked like paperwork, locked doors, silence, and realizing nobody was shouting my name from another room.<\/p>\n<p>Three weeks later, Mark tried to rewrite the story.<\/p>\n<p>His attorney claimed I had abandoned the marital home, withdrawn \u201csignificant household funds,\u201d and intentionally ruined Linda\u2019s birthday to humiliate the family. Mark described the hair-pulling as a \u201cbrief argument involving mutual physical contact.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>There had been nothing mutual about it.<\/p>\n<p>Rebecca read the filing and pushed it across her desk.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDon\u2019t react to the adjectives,\u201d she said. \u201cWe answer with records.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>That became my new rule.<\/p>\n<p>No shouting.<\/p>\n<p>No long messages.<\/p>\n<p>No midnight explanations.<\/p>\n<p>Records.<\/p>\n<p>We submitted the police report, photographs, threatening voicemails, and messages I had saved during the previous year. We also provided bank statements showing transfers to Linda, along with my pay stubs and payment history for the mortgage, utilities, insurance, groceries, and repairs.<\/p>\n<p>The $6,000 had not come from our joint account. I had saved it gradually from grocery cash-back, small bonuses, birthday money from my sister, and bookkeeping work on weekends.<\/p>\n<p>Rebecca documented every source we could prove.<\/p>\n<p>Mark had always mocked my habit of saving receipts.<\/p>\n<p>Now those receipts had dates.<\/p>\n<p>Dates formed timelines.<\/p>\n<p>Timelines became evidence.<\/p>\n<p>The temporary hearing took place in Franklin County in a courtroom smaller than I expected.<\/p>\n<p>Mark sat across the aisle in a gray suit I had bought him two Christmases earlier.<\/p>\n<p>Linda sat behind him, rigid and glaring.<\/p>\n<p>When I entered, she whispered something to Mark.<\/p>\n<p>He looked at me.<\/p>\n<p>For eleven years, that look alone had been enough to make me calculate what to say, what to apologize for, and how to keep the evening from becoming worse.<\/p>\n<p>This time, a deputy stood near the door, Rebecca sat beside me, and a thick binder rested in front of us.<\/p>\n<p>Outside our house, Mark\u2019s expression had lost its power.<\/p>\n<p>The judge reviewed the protection-order evidence first.<\/p>\n<p>Rebecca didn\u2019t play every recording.<\/p>\n<p>She didn\u2019t need to.<\/p>\n<p>One voicemail included Mark saying, \u201cIf you try to take my house or my money, you\u2019ll regret it.\u201d Another older recording, made after he shoved me into a kitchen cabinet, captured Linda saying, \u201cShe only understands consequences.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Mark\u2019s attorney argued the statements were taken out of context.<\/p>\n<p>Rebecca asked what context could make them appropriate.<\/p>\n<p>Silence followed.<\/p>\n<p>The temporary protection order remained. Mark was prohibited from contacting me directly or appearing at my workplace or temporary residence. The court also restricted both of us from making unusual transfers or disposing of significant marital assets while the divorce continued.<\/p>\n<p>Outside the courtroom, Linda tried anyway.<\/p>\n<p>She stepped toward me.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019re proud of yourself?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Rebecca moved between us.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMrs. Mercer, do not communicate with my client.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m her family.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo,\u201d I said.<\/p>\n<p>It was all I said.<\/p>\n<p>Linda stared as if the word itself had struck her.<\/p>\n<p>Then I walked away.<\/p>\n<p>The divorce wasn\u2019t easy after that.<\/p>\n<p>Real life was less satisfying than movies.<\/p>\n<p>There was no single dramatic speech that ended everything.<\/p>\n<p>There were months of financial disclosures, appraisals, settlement offers, legal bills, and arguments about ordinary belongings.<\/p>\n<p>Mark wanted the house.<\/p>\n<p>I wanted my share.<\/p>\n<p>He claimed the transfers to Linda repaid an old loan.<\/p>\n<h1><strong>When asked for documentation, Linda produced a handwritten page supposedly dated four years earlier.<\/strong><\/h1>\n<p>Rebecca noticed it listed an address Linda had not yet lived at when the paper was allegedly signed.<\/p>\n<p>That alone proved nothing, but it justified deeper review.<\/p>\n<p>Bank statements showed no matching loan entering our accounts.<\/p>\n<p>What they did show was Mark sending Linda money shortly after quarterly bonuses, often on the same days he told me we couldn\u2019t afford repairs or medical deductibles.<\/p>\n<p>I remembered one winter when our furnace failed.<\/p>\n<p>Mark claimed we couldn\u2019t afford replacement, so I put $3,800 on my personal credit card.<\/p>\n<p>Two days earlier, he had transferred $4,000 to Linda.<\/p>\n<p>I sat in Rebecca\u2019s office staring at the dates.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI remember being cold,\u201d I said.<\/p>\n<p>Rebecca said nothing.<\/p>\n<p>That was one reason I trusted her.<\/p>\n<p>She never forced meaning onto facts.<\/p>\n<p>Six months after I left, the house was appraised and eventually listed for sale under an agreement negotiated through our attorneys.<\/p>\n<p>Mark resisted until he realized he couldn\u2019t secure financing to buy out my share.<\/p>\n<p>When the sign appeared in the yard, Teresa drove me past once.<\/p>\n<p>I expected seeing the house to break something inside me.<\/p>\n<p>Instead, I noticed details I had ignored for years.<\/p>\n<p>The crooked gutter.<\/p>\n<p>The worn patch beside the driveway.<\/p>\n<p>Linda\u2019s birthday balloons, faded and tangled in a maple tree months later.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-3\"><\/div>\n<p>\u201cI used to think that place was my whole life,\u201d I said.<\/p>\n<p>Teresa kept driving.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt was an address.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>That sentence stayed with me.<\/p>\n<p>I found a one-bedroom apartment closer to work.<\/p>\n<p>Beige walls.<\/p>\n<p>Cheap cabinets.<\/p>\n<p>A balcony overlooking a parking lot.<\/p>\n<p>I used part of my hidden savings for the deposit and first month\u2019s rent.<\/p>\n<p>The first thing I bought was a secondhand dining table.<\/p>\n<p>Not because I needed it.<\/p>\n<p>Because I wanted somewhere to sit without serving anyone.<\/p>\n<p>That first night, I ate takeout noodles there.<\/p>\n<p>One container.<\/p>\n<p>One fork.<\/p>\n<p>No twenty-dish menu.<\/p>\n<p>Nobody criticizing the salt.<\/p>\n<p>Nobody ordering me back into the kitchen.<\/p>\n<p>My sister, Emily, flew in from Denver the following weekend.<\/p>\n<p>We had barely spoken during the final years of my marriage because Mark disliked her and always found reasons visiting her was \u201ctoo expensive.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>When she saw me, she hugged me so tightly I almost dropped my keys.<\/p>\n<p>Then she looked around.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThis is yours?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cRented.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI didn\u2019t ask who owns the building.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I smiled.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes. It\u2019s mine.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Emily helped me buy curtains and a mattress.<\/p>\n<p>She never asked why I had stayed so long.<\/p>\n<p>She asked what I needed now.<\/p>\n<p>That difference mattered.<\/p>\n<h1><strong>At work, I stopped volunteering for every late assignment simply because I feared going home.<\/strong><\/h1>\n<p>My supervisor, Daniel Cho, knew almost nothing about my marriage. When I explained only that I was going through a difficult divorce and occasionally needed time for court, he nodded and adjusted deadlines.<\/p>\n<p>No interrogation.<\/p>\n<p>No suspicion.<\/p>\n<p>No punishment.<\/p>\n<p>Ordinary kindness felt unfamiliar enough that I sometimes distrusted it.<\/p>\n<p>Mark violated the no-contact order once.<\/p>\n<p>Almost eight months after the birthday, I left a grocery store and found him beside my car.<\/p>\n<p>He looked thinner.<\/p>\n<p>His beard was longer.<\/p>\n<p>For a moment, he seemed more exhausted than frightening.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cClaire.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I stopped several yards away.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou need to leave.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI just want five minutes.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019re not allowed to contact me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He raised both hands.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m not touching you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The old me might have heard that as evidence he was reasonable.<\/p>\n<p>The new me heard what he actually meant.<\/p>\n<p>He believed only physical contact crossed the line, not violating the court order.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m calling the police.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>His expression shifted.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAfter everything I did for you?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I pulled out my phone.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou left me with the mortgage. You turned my mother against everyone. You made people at work think I\u2019m some kind of monster.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m calling now.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou think Rebecca actually cares about you? You think Teresa cares? They\u2019ll get tired of this.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I dialed.<\/p>\n<p>Mark left before officers arrived, but the store\u2019s exterior cameras recorded the encounter.<\/p>\n<p>The incident was documented.<\/p>\n<p>Rebecca notified his attorney and the court.<\/p>\n<p>He received a warning that another violation could bring harsher consequences.<\/p>\n<p>Afterward, I sat in my car shaking.<\/p>\n<p>I had always imagined courage meant no longer feeling afraid.<\/p>\n<p>It didn\u2019t.<\/p>\n<p>I was terrified.<\/p>\n<p>I called anyway.<\/p>\n<p>The final settlement came eleven months after I walked out during Linda\u2019s birthday.<\/p>\n<p>The house sold. After paying the mortgage and closing costs, the remaining equity was divided under our agreement. Certain unexplained transfers became part of the negotiations, and Mark assumed several debts that mainly benefited him.<\/p>\n<p>I kept my retirement account subject to the negotiated division, my car, my personal property, and enough proceeds to create an emergency fund larger than the original $6,000.<\/p>\n<p>There was no jackpot.<\/p>\n<p>No revenge fortune.<\/p>\n<p>Only something more useful because it was real.<\/p>\n<p>Solvency.<\/p>\n<p>Mark signed without looking at me.<\/p>\n<p>Linda didn\u2019t attend.<\/p>\n<p>When the judge finalized the divorce, I expected a rush of emotion.<\/p>\n<p>Instead, I felt exhausted.<\/p>\n<p>Rebecca closed her folder.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s it?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Eleven years reduced to signatures, stamped pages, and a case number.<\/p>\n<p>Outside, beneath a bright Ohio sky, I called Emily.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s done.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She screamed so loudly I moved the phone away from my ear.<\/p>\n<p>Teresa insisted on dinner.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat do you want?\u201d she asked.<\/p>\n<p>I opened the menu.<\/p>\n<p>For a moment, I remembered Linda\u2019s handwritten list.<\/p>\n<p>Twenty dishes.<\/p>\n<p>Twenty-three guests.<\/p>\n<h1><strong>One woman cooking until she vanished beneath everyone else\u2019s demands.<\/strong><\/h1>\n<p>\u201cI want the burger,\u201d I said.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s all?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnd fries.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Teresa laughed.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWild.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>A month later, on my forty-third birthday, I invited six people to my apartment: Teresa, Emily, who flew in again, Daniel and his wife, Rebecca, and my neighbor Mrs. Greene, who had started leaving tomatoes outside my door every Sunday.<\/p>\n<p>I made one pot of chili.<\/p>\n<p>Emily brought cornbread.<\/p>\n<p>Teresa brought a grocery-store cake.<\/p>\n<p>Nobody complained.<\/p>\n<p>At one point Rebecca looked around and said, \u201cDo you realize this is the first time I\u2019ve seen you host anything without standing up every thirty seconds?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I looked down.<\/p>\n<p>My bowl was still warm.<\/p>\n<p>I had eaten while everyone else ate.<\/p>\n<p>It felt ridiculous that something so small could matter so much.<\/p>\n<p>After dessert, everyone left before ten.<\/p>\n<p>I washed six bowls, switched off the kitchen light, and stepped onto the balcony.<\/p>\n<p>My phone buzzed.<\/p>\n<p>For a second, my body reacted before my mind caught up.<\/p>\n<p>Then I looked.<\/p>\n<p>Emily.<\/p>\n<p>Happy birthday. Proud of your boring chili.<\/p>\n<p>I laughed.<\/p>\n<p>The next morning, an envelope arrived from a storage company containing the final inventory of several boxes left at the marital house.<\/p>\n<p>At the bottom of one box, wrapped in an old dish towel, was Linda\u2019s handwritten birthday menu.<\/p>\n<p>I unfolded it on my dining table.<\/p>\n<p>Twenty dishes.<\/p>\n<p>A grease stain still marked one corner.<\/p>\n<p>For several minutes, I considered throwing it away.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\"><\/div>\n<p>Instead, I placed it beside the police report and the original spreadsheet tracking the money.<\/p>\n<p>Not as a shrine.<\/p>\n<p>Not as a threat.<\/p>\n<p>Simply as a record.<\/p>\n<p>The birthday dinner had not been the worst thing that happened during my marriage.<\/p>\n<p>It was only the final demand I obeyed.<\/p>\n<p>I once believed leaving required one perfect act of courage.<\/p>\n<p>Looking back, I realized I had actually left in pieces long before walking through the back door.<\/p>\n<p>Every receipt I kept.<\/p>\n<p>Every screenshot I saved.<\/p>\n<p>Every twenty-dollar bill I hid.<\/p>\n<p>Every date I recorded.<\/p>\n<p>Every private admission that what was happening was not normal.<\/p>\n<p>The physical exit took seconds.<\/p>\n<p>Preparing took a year.<\/p>\n<p>Rebuilding took longer.<\/p>\n<p>On the first anniversary of Linda\u2019s fifty-fifth birthday, I did something deliberately ordinary.<\/p>\n<p>I went to work.<\/p>\n<p>Came home.<\/p>\n<p>Reheated leftover pasta.<\/p>\n<p>Then sat at my secondhand table and paid my electric bill from my own bank account.<\/p>\n<p>Nobody grabbed my hair.<\/p>\n<p>Nobody told me to cook.<\/p>\n<p>Nobody told me to get out.<\/p>\n<p>There was no dramatic music.<\/p>\n<p>No audience.<\/p>\n<p>No final confrontation.<\/p>\n<p>Just a quiet apartment in Columbus and a woman who finally understood that peace can look almost boring from the outside.<\/p>\n<p>I had never wanted twenty dishes.<\/p>\n<p>I wanted one life that belonged to me.<\/p>\n<p>Now I had it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She Wanted 20 Dishes for Her 55th Birthday, and I Told Her I Couldn\u2019t Do It. Then My Husband Grabbed My Hair and Said, \u201cCook or Get Out!\u201d I Stayed Quiet, but Not Because I Was Afraid. For a Year, I Had Been Preparing Something He Never Saw Coming. \u201cTwenty dishes. Not nineteen. Twenty.\u201d Linda&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bestofdrama.com\/?p=1363\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;For Her 55th Birthday, She Demanded 20 Dishes. I Said It Was Impossible. 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