An 80-year-old man marries a 25-year-old woman. After their wedding night, the old man walks down to the hotel breakfast buffet looking energized, whistling a tune, and remarkably refreshed. His best man, who is also in his 80s, pulls him aside and whispers,”My god, Arthur! You’re 80 years old. How on earth did you handle a bride that young all night? Weren’t you worried about your heart?” Arthur smiles and says…
George looked like he was about to check my pulse right there between the pastry tray and the juice machine. The morning sun over the Palm Haven Resort dining room had barely cleared the glass atrium when Arthur walked through the swinging brass doors, his silver hair neatly combed and his posture straight as a…
